I MEAN, OKAY

trying to find good or really bad puns to make myself feel better and i realized ive already read...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:47:00 +0100

trying to find good or really bad puns to make myself feel better and i realized ive already read all the puns on this one website

this is who i am

so i think i

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:25:00 +0100

conversatron:

single-handedly ruined my love life for eternity? one, the whole being uber clingy crying on your bffs brother who might have always had an interest in you but that you see as a brother, so fuckkkk, and two, the whole possibly admitting my love to epic crush’s best friend (i think i did, but i’m not sure? i dont fucking REMEMBER WHICH IS SORT OF AN ISSUE) and acting like a drunken idiot around him could all have led to me fucking up monumentally. remind me to never drink red bull/vodka combinations. ever. again. ever. ever. seriously, i never get throw-up drunk. i just don’t. what bothers me the most is how i used my friend’s brother. i cried and hugged him. i fucking like, held his hand. i don’t know what to do anymore? that and my friend got so disgustingly sick. i’m a huge mess and i feel so guilty. why do people even drink? you end up acting like a total douchebag to everyone and everything anyway. and you fuck up situations. at least i do.

im having a really really terrible day

i mean i get it its funny because i posted this and i used to actually “blog” on here and this stuff is honestly really fucking hilarious so yeah i totally see your point but you know

i guess if it was any other day id just laugh and like this but i guess not today

i’m unhappy

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:59:14 +0100

i’m unhappy

tinybonehands:jesuisperdu: New Why? music video for their...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:52:31 +0100

tinybonehands:jesuisperdu:

New Why? music video for their song, These Hands.

Was just about to post this. Actually a clip for These Hands + January Twenty Something

expecto-patronum:(via prettyvisitor)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:45:38 +0100

expecto-patronum:(via prettyvisitor)

pretty sure my mother is lucifer pretty sure

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:40:48 +0100

pretty sure my mother is lucifer

pretty sure

male:(via blue-prince) i can do this to myself btw

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:39:18 +0100

male:(via blue-prince)

i can do this to myself btw

male:eclettichevisioni:(via itsrainingmen) oh

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:16:13 +0100

male:eclettichevisioni:(via itsrainingmen)

i left the house at 7 got home at 7 quality life

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:08:44 +0100

i left the house at 7

got home at 7

quality life

Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:31:47 +0100

and with this i go to bed. goodnight fags

A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted “Doctor! I think I’m...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:27:31 +0100

A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!”

The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:22:49 +0100

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:21:15 +0100

Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:20:00 +0100

this isnt even a real pun but i mean

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:17:41 +0100

conversatron: iguessthatscool: oh i thought i had a “real cnnction” with someone i started...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:16:25 +0100

conversatron:

iguessthatscool:

oh

i thought i had a “real cnnction” with someone i started followin and who started followin me and then i realized they stopped followin me and now im feelin the pain u guys u can nevr trust anyone anymore if u think somethin is TRU and MUTUAL it probably ISNT!!!!!!!!!!! love isnt real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so hartbroken i wil never lvu agn

this is _a_joke.txt

A backward poet writes inverse.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:16:00 +0100

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:15:32 +0100

oh i thought i had a “real cnnction” with someone i started followin and who started...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:11:45 +0100

i thought i had a “real cnnction” with someone i started followin and who started followin me and then i realized they stopped followin me and now im feelin the pain u guys u can nevr trust anyone anymore if u think somethin is TRU and MUTUAL it probably ISNT!!!!!!!!!!! love isnt real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so hartbroken i wil never lvu agn

(via dickart) i feel ur distress and fear for the future and...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:04:27 +0100

(via dickart)

i feel ur distress and fear for the future and confusion as to what you want out of life bro

i feel u